Next Stop: Fantasy Island (off the coast near D.C. and Virginia)
Dear Fellow Americans, I have decided to not rule out running for the office of President of the United States of America in 2024!
I mean after all, I have been here for a long time… and we know how that is supposed to work out, now don’t we, (you silly uneducated deplorable people). Well, perhaps it didn’t work out quite that way for Hillary, but everyone knows how special I really am because of my Dad, and his deep-state donor base, right?
See you on the campaign trail!!
(Incredibly Unpopular Neocon Loser Liz Cheney Wants to Run For President, April 26, 2021)
First stop California. I mean, hellooo?.. they have like 53 House Rep districts and… well, I bet Nancy could find somewhere to squeeze me in. And after-all, she owes me big! (Bigly – what a scream!) Plus, Adam Schiff is already working a deal for the AG seat, and I bet I’d be a shoe-in with Daddy’s help…
Plus… I’m sooo tired of these pointy cowboy boots making my toes go numb.